After about a week of deliberation I am happy to introduce our new minion Wendi Williams. She had sold our product before, knows the setup/teardown process (a big part of the job) and looks like this:
Do YOU want to tell her she can't have the job? Anyway, thanks to those who applied. I appreciate the help. I am hoping that getting into more shows will help our bottom line and grow our business. And if the economy collapses and America falls into Chaos at least all my female employee's/minions will be well dressed and we drive around on motorcycles killing each other for spam and gas.