I just got an email from a friend who lives even further in the boonies than me. Apparently he just got DSL and is giddy with joy:
"It's like Santa got the Easter Bunny to bring Halloween candy to the kids in the boondocks too..."
Congratulations my friend. Drink deep from the well of the internets. And to insure you waste ALL your free time, point your browser over to youtube.com
Ahhhhhh...Can't you just feel the productivity leaving your body?