Saturday, May 07, 2005

Seems perfectly reasonable to me

I know that we live in a world with rules. We can't just go around and do shit just because we want to can we? Of course not. But some times it just feels good to whip out a big ass sword and do some damage.

Cops: Driver Defends Skills With Sword

NASHUA, N.H. (AP) -- A man is accused of defending his driving skills by pulling out a sword and popping a tire on another man's car.

Charles O'Neil, 36, was driving slowly on the Henri Burque Highway last Sunday when someone driving behind him became annoyed, honked his horn and passed him, police said.

When both vehicles stopped at a light, the two drivers got out and started an argument that ended with O'Neil allegedly pulled out a broadsword with a blade more than three feet long and telling the other driver, "I ought to run you through with this."

Police said O'Neil also pierced the other car's tires and then drove off.

He's been charged with criminal threatening and criminal mischief.

I know that swords should only be used to defeat evil warlords and dragons, sure. But sometimes a broadsword IS the answer to a minor disagreement.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

I'm with you guys

There are a million of these things out there on the internets. So I finally broke down and took one. It's a fun test, which is meant to show my ability to survive a zombie attack. Hey, that kind of info is important. What's wierd though is that I only got a 72% and my friend Cat got a 92%. That means she's more hard core than me. That's kinda fucked up. Here ya go:

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 72%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 71% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Sunday, May 01, 2005

IFILM - Viral Videos: World of Warcraft with Leeroy

IFILM - Viral Videos: World of Warcraft with Leeroy
This is THE funniest thing I have ever seen. A quick google search with net you a higher quality downloadable version that you should burn to disk and send to random people.