Friday, July 15, 2005

Sweet Jeebus

How could this thing have been developed without my knowledge? My spies have failed me. They must be punnished. I love the fact that its listed as being street legal, although there is a 'noise issue'. Of course there's a noise issue! It's a mutherfucking JET CAR!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Wonderfully cool

Go and look at this creation. You may need to download and install shockwave to view it. Do it, its worth the effort.


There are those who think that I some some nutter with delusions of grandeur. These people will be the first against the wall when I take command of this miserable mud ball of a planet.

But what kind of Evil Genius am I? What is my mission statement? What is my evil, grand design?

Thank god some clever monkey developed the 'Make your own evil plan' generator. This thing has saved me loads of time and really helped me focus my energies towards world domination.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Spreak gud Engrish

I am a big fan of the English language. And I encourage anyone, no everyone to learn to speak it as best they can. I attribute much of my limited success in life to my ability to clearly speak and comunicate. My writen grammer is far from perfect (as anyone who reads this blog can attest) and the widespread use of internet lingo isn't helping things. I was still pleased tro see that I still remember some of the basics. Go take the test for yourself. I know, it's kind of a flashback to High School, but in a good, non socially awkward way.

English Genius

You scored 92% Beginner, 92% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I
can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon
intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You
have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly!
Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

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Sunday, July 10, 2005

Weekend two - things slip

When we checked the books last sunday we found that our sales were
actually up from last year. But one weekend does not make a trend. Last
year our saturday was good and sunday sucked the sweat off a dead mans


Yesterdays attendance was down significantly. This was the Celtic themed
weekend, usually its packed. The weather was great, so what's the cause?
When things are slow you have all kinds of time to ask that question.
What gives? You talk to your neighbor "how's it going?" you ask "pretty
sucky" they reply. Where is everyone? Is there some other local event?
What's happening in Cleveland? The day drags on and on. There is a kind
of communal misery lightened by some gallows humor.

Eventually the crowds pick up though they're still not not at the level
you'd like. (The crowd can never be too big). With Lindsey and Jesse's
help I manage to pull the day out of a nosedive. There is a nice post
4pm, slightly drunk rush. Alcohol is a great wallet lubricant.

One woman is keen to get a corset but the husband is resistant. She goes
off and has a short conversation with him. I can sence her usuing her
feminine whiles on him the way Obi Won can sence disturbances in the
force. She comes back witha credit card, smiling. 'This corset's gonna
cost a blowjob'.

I look at the woman with a completely straight face and tell her that
although her husband seems like a nice enough fellow, I am happily
married and don't swing that way.

She laughs so hard we have to pick her up off the floor of the shop.

When I check the numbers at the end of the day I am suprised to find we
did pretty well. This is always a bit awkward. you don't want your
fellow merchants to feel bad. You never discuss actual numbers. Instead,
you resort to broad generalizations "pretty good" or "not bad" are
fairly non commital. We retire to the local restaurant for dinner with
fellow crafters and then off to camp Buccaneer to sleep. Tomorrow is
another day.