Handy

There are those who think that I some some nutter with delusions of grandeur. These people will be the first against the wall when I take command of this miserable mud ball of a planet.

But what kind of Evil Genius am I? What is my mission statement? What is my evil, grand design?

Thank god some clever monkey developed the 'Make your own evil plan' generator. This thing has saved me loads of time and really helped me focus my energies towards world domination.