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True tales of Steve Pack: merchant adventurer and ugly American

"Nothing says pretentious asshole like an obnoxious collection of  
plumage".
he said, jauntilly adjusting the half a pheasant stapled to his brim.
"Really? I dare say there are a great many things about you that  
scream pretentious asshole. Those boots for instance ' or your  
doublet, the effite walking stick you use or perhaps your mug. So many  
things sir conspire within you to form a kind of macrocosm of  
assholery!"
The young man was actually left momentarily speachless. He then shook  
my hand and congratulated me on a job well done. I'm sure later on I  
will be on the receiving end of one of these rants. This is how we  
pass the hours sometimes.
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