Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Public Service Announcement

All right gents. When was the last time you actually went and got a physical? I mean it. We're not teenagers anymore are we? Do you know what your cholesterol level is? How about your blood pressure? How's your heart?

I urge you to go and get a complete physical. Yes, it costs money. But an ounce of prevention vs a pound of cure and all that. Don't put it off, I urge you. Not because I am particulary concerned about how healthy YOU are. Rather, I shouldn't be the only one to have to suffer through a @#$%! prostate exam. That shit just ain't right. We live in the 21st fucking century people. We have sent men to the moon and can split the atom but we can't test the health of the prostate without cramming a finger where the sun don't shine.

So please, go get a checkup. Because I feel oogey and you should too.

Thank You.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good idea. Now while I don't wanna go the way of a prostrate exam, I can offer this...

My good pal had a heart attack last Tuesday and the ripe ole age of 33! Friggin' freaky sh*t man! He's all cool and ok, but now has 3 stints chillin' in his ticker. Check yo'self b4 you wreck yo'self.

The Illustrious Lord B

jet said...

I call it the "reminds me to stay the f%^k out of prison" check