Oh sweet Jesus...

When I was about 7 or 8 years old I went to see Star Wars and it quite frankly, blew me away. Until then there had NEVER been ANY SciFi film with such amazing visuals. When I got home I found a big box of some kind and made my own x-wing fighter. I used a bent coathanger for the controls and the pegs from my lite brite.

Now the circle is complete. A full size x-wing is for sale on ebay. I know in my heart that the ownership of things cannut buy true happiness. I know that such a purchase is a foolheardy and impractical thing. I have no where to put an x-wing...

That said. GIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIE!!

Buy this for me and I will have a baby, so that I can name it after you.