Signs of the times

This photo is of the front of a big-ass gas station. In a burst of
creativity that their home office would dissaprove of, they built a
small pond. Its about 12 by 4 feet and 6 inches deep. Now take note of
the signs. I can't be sure if this is funny or a sad statement on
american inteligence.

The road goes ever on and on. We're almost to Biloxi. We're running
behind. A nasty accident held on immobile for almost an hour last night,
and this morning an unearthly fog covered the state like a shroud.