Here's alink to an Amazon.com page. Amazon has a neat system where people can list how to do things. Of course, to do these 'things' they're gonna need some 'stuff', which Amazon of course provides. So without further ado:
So you'd like to...kill a dude
I am glad that Amazon.com cares enough to help me inflict my squirrly wrath upon my enemies.
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Interestingly enough, the deed would only cost $1,228,32 plus shipping, tax (Uncle Sam would undoubtedly want his cut) and your imortal soul if you purchased all the suggested items. I'm sure Satan has all the supplies, perhaps you could borrow them and save a few bucks in exacting your evil restitution.
Interestingly enough, the deed would only cost $1,228,32 plus shipping, tax (Uncle Sam would undoubtedly want his cut) and your immortal soul if you purchased all the suggested items. Always nice to have a "how to" and a shopping list in exacting your evil restitution.
Interesting and disturbing all the same...
True ninjas do not speak of their actions however, so it is written (or not written rather) in the ancient parchments...
Of course, the Cool Report and its subsidiaries do not condone the stealthy murder of those who have angered the Emperor.
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