No, not THAT kind. It seems that there's a new Ultimate Fighting Organization forming right in the Holy Land. Several different Christian faiths share responsibility for maintaining the Church where Jesus was supposedly born. When some Greek Orthadox priests set up ladders to clean the walls and ceiling after the X-mas day mass, the Armenians claimed the ladders encroached on their part of the church.
The result? Holy land Iron Cage match.
To let you know how stupid this conflict was 20 Palestinian police came in to stop the fight.
The Palestinians were the calm voice of reason. Awesome.
Go read the article, there are even pics! So, whose side do you think Jesus would fight on?