Friday, January 28, 2005

Cool - What I need is a tank

Found this over on Ebay. What was I looking for when I stumbled across this item? None of your goddamn business. Suffice it to say that this is something that I need. Any anyone who wants to send me some spare change to make this happen, well, you rock.


Anonymous said...

Tanks rock...wonder if we can get 2 and then battle? What, no actual gun on board? I have ways to handle such nonesense....moo-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Commander B

Mike said...

That tank is great, but did you hear about this?

Soviet Missile Launcher on ebayWith two V8 engines, the Zil 135 FROG is a serious piece of hardware! The ad says:

"...will easily make Humvee's look like tiny dinky toys. With reduction hubs on all axles there is also incredible ground clearance. Ideal for keeping the rain off your Land Rover or Jeeps."

Anonymous said...

I tested out the FROG in Mercenaries of Destruction...and I was sadly disappointed. Some half-wit swiped the firing key thereby making it the equivalent of a garbage truck equipped w/ a giant paper towel tube...boring. However, it does come in handy when a razorwire fence stands in the way of you and an airfield of fully loaded choppers...yeah, now you Korean punks are gonna meet your maker!