I know that marketing swag is part of the movie industry now. And I am not ashamed to admit that as a young tot, I indeed had Star Wars bedsheets. But this shit has got to stop.
What exactly IS the criteria for obtaining a Star Wars product license? Do you just have a dump truck pull up to Skywalker Ranch and dump a mass of the filthy green lucre in exchange for an a-okey-dokey from George or his toadies? Honestly, do they even look at this shit?
I've heard some really great stuff about the next film. I am geeked about it bit time. But you are stepping on my Star Wars buzz when you put out the Darth Tater Mr. Potatohead and have the M&M characters interacting with the Lord of the mutherfuckin Sith.
Thanks to The Big Red Monkey for the heads up on this.
Oh sure, give The Big Red Monkey credit.... And who do you suppose sent the links to him?!?!?
ReplyDeleteOne clue: Elusive, three-toed (blank)
I've now gotten the links from several people. Thus effectively demonstrating that you are all tools of George Lucas Inc.
ReplyDeleteI want to see clever shit. Park sabers makes some kick ass light sabers. The 501st make their own damn stormtrooper armor! That's cool. A Darth Vader sprinkler? That makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Um, dude, now we all so totally know what to get you for Chrismahannukwanzikah. Ta for the idea!
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